“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

the four eowyns #lotr

Good morning horse girls! It’s a beautiful day to make 5% in maybe the largest extant horse sorter - join us live at 3 pm PT/5 pm CT for Horse Opinions 🐴❓🏆 twitch.tv/rudedetectives

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the next horse-sorting episode is going to destroy us

We’re live at twitch.tv/rudedetectives

hey, we'll be back with more horse ranking on sunday (which is already today for many of you) at 12pm PT / 2pm CT! join us!!! twitch.tv/rudedetectives

I think we’re gonna hit 69% completion of the sorter today nice 🥹

we're live!!!

thanks kat schneider ☁️ for beautiful riso print of That Scene

hey, we're ranking more horses tomorrow!!! which would you rather watch? battle of the bowls or battle of the FOALS?? (if your answer isn't horses, just don't bother answering 😅) exact time TBD but probably around 1:30pm PT! twitch.tv/rudedetectives

it’s time for the Big Game! Of Horse sorting! Join us this afternoon at 1:30 PT/3:30 CT as we edge ever closer to finding one horse to rule them all twitch.tv/rudedetectives 🐴 🔍 🏆

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cutting to a live gollum reaction after frodo stares gayly at sam for a full minute is incredible

This shot is obscene.... a delicate jewel which symbolically represents his gf's forsaken immortality nestled in his big hairy breasts boobs tiddies and jugs as he tiptoes around in nothing but his open nightgown... ok

Thank god found my fav LOTR meme of all time