i’m in the middle of watching shiny happy people, and this tweet has come to mind so many times as i’ve been watching

Someone with a San Jose Sharks logo for an avatar once DMed us at at 3:21 am and said “ur not a dictionary u a fictionary”

[citation needed]

the live action remake of the veggietales madame blueberry episode looks amazing

dear canada: while we appreciate your generous spirit, we regret to inform you that we would like to return the gift of abundant smoke you have sent us. sincerely, the midwest

it sure would be something if a religious freedom law signed by mike pence somehow ends up protecting access to abortion

wheeeeeeeeee

hello yes are there any calm dumplings available

i traveled to kc last fall and used one of the all-gender bathrooms in the airport. it was *great*. lots of people were using it with no issues. the problem isn’t the bathroom. the problem is…her. there should be more all-gender bathrooms in public spaces.

i went out to get the mail and put away the garbage can and it started snowing on me because seasons happen whenever they want to

ooh ooh ooh here’s an answer: professional sports franchises should pay for their own damn facilities with their own damn money

throwback to the eclipse graphic i made for the Chelsea Alehouse back in 2017 😂

check out this amazing photo i got of the eclipse