I knew from a young age that I was born to hop on quick calls

Lord grant me patience 🙏

Best cofounder dynamic: One person is delusional The other is technical Both are loyal

too many SF tourists waste their time with cable cars or the wharf they miss the city's real magic: ai founders raising $250M pre-product pre-revenue that’s why i loudly take investor calls at the golden gate bridge just doing my part to share the authentic SF experience

Private equity firms putting together the most obscure set of EBITDA adjustments known to mankind

CFOs swapping between tariff scenarios

this is my quant

Very important accounting question: Does an asset travelling at 99.999% the speed of light depreciate slower than one that's stationary?

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We do need a Cursor for Slides. No serious person in finance or consulting would use Gamma for any client deliverables.

this tweet is about GPT-5

we got SSSP in less than O(m log n) time before GTA 6 wtf

I work in finance, instead of counting sheep i count worst case scenarios

The official emoji of Multi-entity consolidations in QBO

There's a scenario for that. Model anything, with Pluvo.

This week I wrote about the biggest challenge I faced when getting into the world of FP&A. Read about it in this week's edition of Sheet Happens sheethappens.beehiiv.com/p/the-hardest-…

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BREAKING: mr. beast says he plans to make 30 people use Netsuite Planning and Budgeting for 1 whole calendar year, with the last person standing taking home $1 million