The album is compleat. (Dad loves his nonsence). All 10 tracks. Now to release it.

No wonder I'm crap at poetry. My aim is shit. And I cant catch a cricket ball.

You should never be afraid of people who worship WItchie Poo Poo. They are nice and harmless.

What am I supoed to do on this Twitter/

At the dinner party the Interlectual was being interlectual. The guests took turns in giving him a chest punch.

#whatdoyouthink onion.com/n0Q2ja You yanks are lazy buggers.

#Russia making it illegal to say #LGBT in the street? Help us support activists & push leaders to speak out NOW: allout.org/en/actions/rus…

300 kids die every hour from malnutrition. #breakthechain ask the PM to help put a stop to it bit.ly/HUQjZG Save the Children UK

I've signed 38 Degrees petition to stop the government's new plan to spy on us all. Can you? 38d.gs/snooping #snooping

Call on governments to break the cycle of crisis in the #Sahel region of Africa #Sahel2012 act.one.org/sign/sahel_cri… via ONE

more crap portraits in my online Art Shop: http://www.ellaguru.org.uk/artshop.php

The Wife and I had a bet on which new Crap Portrait would sell first. I won. I'm getting a John Wayne model. With a horse.

the trouble with Stephen King novels is too much "Bro".

Extreme Noise terror. Good men.

The ultimate plan is to put protest along side terrorism. We,ll be fucked.

Sexton Ming signed limited edition Christmas Cards, available now in the Ming/Guru shop: http://www.ellaguru.org.uk/artshop.php

London bus drivers are horrible people.

I have released 5 albums in one year