I am staying COVID-19 positive. I refuse to look at this crisis with pessimism.

I saw Saving Sally. It was a great! Obviously inspired by the equally-great Enteng Kabisote quintilogy. x.com/DiNaProfMSSyj/…

Y'all are fucking up my zen. Tito Zen, out... bitches!

.SCOUT fell for it

Who do you guys think should play the role of Tito Sen in my upcoming biofilm entitled Sensationally Me?

@andicomia @DanQuidip it's called autocorrect, dweeb!

@andicomia @DanQuidip I was taking a shit and didn't have time. I'm a busy man!

Just kidding, Ciara Sotto. 😜

Why don't you eat... shit? x.com/RedCagoco/stat…

Pfft. x.com/marvicleonen/s…

Q: What's worse than a single mom? A: Two lesbian moms.

Dear single moms:

This is unfair to @mannypacquiao x.com/barb_lorenzo/s…

Thank god I'm not sponsored by Nike, amirite @mannypacquiao?

*Experience x.com/mjd3lacruz/sta…

Sen. Drilon weighs more than two single moms combined. Fat fuck.

Ikaw, na-Ojano. x.com/carlosojano/st…

*Your x.com/torrerustan/st…

Look down! Look down! 24601 x.com/msleasalonga/s…

Happy mother's day. Yes, even you single mothers.