This literally fries my brain.

Tell you what...remember #twitter?

Gaga + la vie en rose 🔥

At the panto in liverpool. Aladdin. Got my daughters dance team in it. Theyve had complaints of cultural shite because theyre not chinese. Fuck right off dickheads.

Sophie corcoran on ny feed. Sm fucking head.

7 tears since the thin white duke went. Where does it go?

Get in the bin eubank. Shit fighter. Challenges people below his weight. Levels shown.

Namor is such a cool character

You know what... i think Twitter is identifying controversial people and promoting their tweets to appear on your timeline. Ive had tweets from zahawi this morning and there should be no reason to. Definitely sussĺ

In the funniest story of the year...a really good mate has won 4 million quid on the lotto. Couldnt happen to a nicer lad.

#iran used to be a proper country. Cool people that read books. Fashionistas. Artists. Scientists. Post 1979 its a fucking hole.

Fuck me #HappyValley is right up there. Right up there.

God...how much moaning about a computer game can there be. That higwarts thing is never off my timeline. Yawn off.

Volk was so good against Islam. Such a good guy. Proper scrap.

Just received 2 titles in a row from MARVEL SNAP. Ben brode may as well have got his wet flacid penis out and slapped me across the face with it.

You killed my father, prepare to die.

Check out my bread. Boss me.

Anyone that pre orders computer games deserve to get their fingers burned. #bloodbowl3

Happiness is an angry bruno fernandes. Little rat.

Had enough of the absolute fuckwittery of twitter. Im out of here in a few hours. I may come back when the machines have taken over.