Maybe there should be a law called Vote As You Go. They read the bill out loud and have to vote on every section of it.

Finally started watching #TheGuildedAge. It’s amazing to think that and #Deadwood was going on at the same time. Maybe there should be a crossover or a character walk on. Maybe it already happened. Guess I’ll find out. #HBOmax

Kinda feel like there should be another season of #GoodByeEarth on the way. But that’s just me. #Netflix

Cut the budget, stop spending, fire everyone. Build a Ballroom. You're wasting our money for elites to once again have parties at our expense.

I guess CheezIts are smaller and not square anymore.

If you can accept a plane you can accept a plane ticket.

There should be a tariff for playing golf on foreign courses. Play American!

Fudge factories are working overtime.

Sorry but if Texas can change maps anytime or any way they want every state can do it too. Those are the new rules you’re making.

Cheers to Adobe for #Turntable in #Illustrator! It’s going to awesome!

Why are they saying retailers are covering the cost of tariffs? I thought the country of origin was going to do that!

I bet all the people bitching about the Cracker Barrel logo never ate there. Cause the food is much better than their logo and that’s all that matters.

I think Nevermore is cooler than Hogwarts.

WHAT? #SISU2 I’M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will I have to go to another state I mean country to get a Covid shot? By Freedom.

Why does no one remember a government mandate to return to classical architecture was in “The Fountainhead”? Or maybe “Atlas Shrugged” is the one that counts?

What if one of that alien specimens is The Thing and they just don’t know it yet? #AlienEarth

Wait did Instagram finally update their app to work I mean “look” better on iPad? Good job!

I bet they don’t fix Daylight Savings Time this year either…

I guess Jeff needs more money so I won’t be able to send new socks directly to my Mom anymore.