Lindsey Graham wants to have sex with WAR

BREAKING: Islamic Republic of Iran fulfills BIG surprise. Announces Ayatollah is GHEY!

When was the last time Congress voted to go to war? And don’t Google it.

Does a bear sh*t in the woods???

Yay!!! Let’s promote obesity!!!

First time in my life actively rooting AGAINST Los Angeles Dodgers Maybe you guys should STFU about politics, or at least not completely f*ck up when you do.

Karma biting our Los Angeles Dodgers in the ass tonight. iQue Lastima!

Soros wants to ruin the 4th of July I assume?

BREAKING: Federal Court Judge in California orders Trump to take bombs back.

You misspelled “war phag”.

WEEKENDWARRIOR show. Best TriTip sandwich in LA! It’s in SimiValley! #GreenAcres

Cool, now that Iran is wrapped up, can we refocus on deporting all illegal aliens?

Doc, here’s a tip: next time try the tri tip burrito!

When are you coming out of the closet???

AND the shooter got hit by a truck on his way down to Hell! Winwin

The THREEtards

MK Ultra

we should redo the census and only count Americans.

The Viet Cong, and the Taliban beg to differ…

Unfortunately, high probability of an ACL tear.