Is this just Hallmark cards now?

I think it probably means you smoke too much weed when you mistake your own breathing for your phone vibrating.

I'm full of an inordinate amount of hate today. Anyone interested in talking me down.

So okay, I totally get that everything orbits around insatiable appetites. Black holes in the center of every galaxy sort of thing. But must everything here just be about sex. I like orgasms as much as the next guy but could we actually just talk for a bit before?

Do you ever just give up halfway through preparing a meal because it's taking too long and you are tired so you just eat granola bar and go to sleep?

So I once asked people about their ideal sandwich. Forget about whatever your diet is. You can be vegan and have a dream sandwich with bacon. It could be a sandwich you make or one you remember. The responses I got read like poetry. So Twitter friends, tell me about your sandwich

When I was young other people had a certain unreality to me. Now that I'm old other people seem real but I doubt myself. I envy anyone who believes in anything.

Hooray. Tesla recall. Maybe soon people will recognize that Elon is an incompetent spoiled rich kid without any talent.

Sometimes my only thought is " no". Then come all the implications of simple refusal and It just leads to overthinking again.

So I try to be as honest as possible and not misrepresent myself here. Which means my responses are personal and sincere. So when sex workers like them because they are promoting themselves. Just don't.

You ever get relaxed to the degree that it becomes uncomfortable? Hot tubs, saunas, sitting around a warm fire, getting a massage. That sort of thing. But then you tense up because you feel guilty for relaxing.

So I only got back on Twitter to watch Elon fail again. But I've met some amazing, talented, and just straight up fucking hilarious folk since I've been back. I just want to thank everyone who is honest and not trying to sell me something.

Do any of my followers read Paul Virilio?

My neighbor just gave me three pounds of those peanut filled pretzel nuggets. I don't say no to free food as a rule. But three pounds? Wow, that's a lot of peanut butter pretzels for one man to have.

So normally I grow my beard out during the holidays and shave on new years. But this beard is so crazy I kinda want to see how far I can take it. Who is me pro shaving vs. seeing how crazy it can get?

So today I've been talking about catch phrases that characters have in screen writing. I'm curious what your catch phrases are.

I really don't know how I managed to get a blood blister on the back of my hand. That's not the proper place for blood blisters.

That moment when you realize that you're part of a nervous system that extends well beyond your body and you have nerve damage. Good morning.