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Parades are better than prospects. It’s that simple.

IF MARY TRAVELLED FROM NAZARETH TO BETHLEHEM TODAY SHE WOULD BE STOPPED AT 7 CHECKPOINTS

Santa has died. The elves must now sequester themselves in the north pole and elect a new Santa.

"what a nerd lol" I said with barely controlled lust

if someone on £139,000 a year (before you take into account the money her banker husband earns) cannot budget for a holiday to italy, how are we supposed to trust her with the economy?

he’s a 10 but he listens to me yapping so he’s a 100

"You're coworkers aren't your friends." You're right they are your comrads, and it's time to unionize

a little change from the word art memes from my wee sister this year

getting my friends and my partner to watch a game with me for the first time tonight! why i decided to cook a full three course meal to go with it is beyond me but 🤞🏻 it won’t be a full disaster

"breaking silence" implies that this rotten piece of shit has ever shut the fuck up for once in her fucking life

i don't care what the courts say

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

my sister spotted this on the angels broadcast and i just had to share