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my Surf Wax America attitude is not earning me any points at border control

"blog" is a portmanteau of boyar log. if you haven't been granted that title by the tsar, what you actually have is a vlog (vassal log)

did you know that github will prevent you from pushing plaintext aws secrets. shout out to github

seattle train intercom says, on arrival, "this is <>, doors to my left"... in my opinion they should not have given it sentience

ants in my car. bees in my room. the insects are really testing my hospitality today

found a flashdrive that was just 4 gigabytes of unorganized simulink and issues of transmetropolitan... i used to be Cool

woke up sanguine and i'm all out of leeches

newton's 3rd sneaks up on you

見た目も生態もファンタジーすぎる

help me out

The following is a work of fiction and parody and takes place in minecraft

fun date idea: bootstrap a compounding pharmacy

jumpscare

young dumb and full of capital