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Me: *scrolling through instagram* 8 yr old: Who’s that person? Me: I don’t know. 8 yr old: Who’s that person? Me: I don’t know. 8 yr old: What’s that dog called? Me: I don’t know. 8 yr old: Why are you looking at photos of people and dogs you don’t know? Me: I don’t know...

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I’m doing this parenting thing wrong.... #parenting facebook.com/usualbreakfast

The point of homework seems to be to train children how to fill out pointless forms. Useful as this seems to be the pinnacle of adult life... #homework #FridayFeeling #mumlife #momlife

Someone told me problem solving with my kids was the solution..... #annalsofparentingfailures facebook.com/usualbreakfast

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Who else feels like a mother of dragons? #usualbreakfast x #GOT. 🥣🥛🌞😜 #parentinghumour #cartoons

Anyone else have a kid who asks weird questions?

The concluding episode of "The Backlog", on BBC Radio 4, is coming at 4pm! I'm going to look at how we tackle the #nhsbacklog. Hospitals are reorganising the way they do business, from how care is delivered to how health data is handled. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

"Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.