babe wake up, once-in-a-generation fiction just dropped when the end of time comes you may be able to say "I was one of the first few hundred to read this"

assign your yumeships reverse trope writing prompts

🐠Underwater Screensaver (Windows 98)

1. Sleep when sleepy 2. Cry big. Recover instantly. 3. Eat when hungry. Stop when full. 4. Forgive before bedtime 5. Fall without shame 6. Say what you mean in 4-5 words 0. Remember that aliveness is a skill you once had without training.

i might as well pack it up, i'm not going to take a better picture than this

not to imply Punxsutawney Phil was incorrect in his weather forecast but i don't think we're getting extra winter this year, i saw a bunch of bats and a seven-foot-long alligator yesterday evening, we have skipped spring and gone into early summer

football season may be over…but still

The Lobster has officially transcended beyond time and space.

oh my gosh, the "manatee rescued by seaworld" drama has me so hyped because nigh FIFTEEN YEARS AGO i was telling people that seaworld was actually NOT the devil and PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THE STUFF I WAS SAYING SO LONG AGO THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU PEOPLE FINALLY UNDERSTAND

I DEFY YOU HEART MAN

PLEASE SIGN AND SHARE! Dinosaur Valley State Park in Glen Rose, Tx is in danger!!! Please help spread the word. They want to install a 2600 ACRE data center there that will destroy the natural resources.

im actually upset about the Dinosaur Valley Data Center thing, that's one of Texas' top state parks, why the heck would you want to build so close to it, are you the bad guy from Hoot or something

PLEASE HELP SAVE DINOSAUR VALLEY STATE PARK FROM THE BUILDING OF A 2600 ACRE DATA CENTER sierraclub.org/texas/greater-…

This ocean ain’t big enough for the two of us.

so i decided i'm going to participate in lent this year by giving up social media until easter because the doomscrolling is not working out, so if i vanish for 40 days then thats why