My toddler, the negotiator. He demanded 11 more seconds sitting on the toilet instead of 10.

While driving to daycare, The Offspring comes on @FactionPunkSXM. My toddler tells me “crank it up, mom.” #proudparentmoment

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Parent hack: when it’s past your kids bedtime, they politely ask for 5 more minutes and you’re too tired to argue, set a timer for 2 minutes. Problem solved.

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Random Toddler Thought: Mommy, you’re a fossil. A very big fossil.

Don’t EVER make a pre-coffee promise to your toddler. They’ll hold you accountable several weeks later. I’m pretty sure, at some point, I promised my 4yo a pet jellyfish. He reminded me this morning…

Imagine waking up in a panic at 3 a.m. bc your arm feels like Harry Potter’s when Lockhart used Brackium Emendo to fix a broken bone #iykyk.

Check out the latest post on Fuhgeddablogit. Yes, I (kind of) run. 🏃‍♀️ fuhgeddablogit.com/2023/04/23/run…

Crash on I-295 southbound South of Exit 29 - US 30 (Haddon Heights) right shoulder closed use caution 511nj.org/event/ORI12371…

A woman in PATCO parking lot who threatened me after I rejected her aggressive request to cut in front of me in a 25 mph zone demanded I get a hair cut. I like my hair, thank you.

BREAKING: Philadelphia now has the worst air quality in any major city in the world as smoke from wildfires in Canada is moving through the region. cbsnews.com/philadelphia/n…

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A broken umbrella is about as useful as an unsharpened pencil.

Fingers crossed this was the right move. I can’t stomach thinking about He Who Will Not Be Named putting on Kelly Green if Singletary ends up being a dud.

Over the past six years, the parents of school shooting victims opened their doors to CBS News’ Steve Hartman and photographer Lou Bopp, inviting them to see what it’s like to live alongside their children’s bedrooms, just as they left them. CBSNews.com/rooms

Curiosity only gets the cat if its 9 lives are spent. Find out if curiosity goes unanswered in my latest flash fiction post, “One Stop Before.” fuhgeddablogit.com/2024/12/18/one…?