I am unapologetic for my quips regardless of how much they may annoy my friends

all these masses and carts and moving objects get to eventually be at rest but I won't be until I die

what student organization do i have to join to get a gf

i'm homies with a guy named sam and a guy named casey

the simulation we live in periodically makes a point to have someone in our lives point out that we live in a simulation

my computer science professor very enthusiastically asked if the FTP on my pants meant File Transfer Protocol and I didnt have the heart to tell her no

might take organic chemistry just so i can meet some cute vegans

my minnesota friends say 'sho' with an accent

'98 Benz coupe lookin like Pikachu

i only greet my roommate with Minecraft villager noises

midwestern college architects love columns

the lease for my apartment next year has a background info paragraph about mold that seems like the beginning of a 6th grader's essay

some days I speak exclusively in metaphors

who wants to collab on a company

ruby stuntin like a circus act !

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that one kid in the art class that prefaces his answer to every question with "i'm a physics major, but..."

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