Fucking beautiful. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

°Ravages with love.... Just ravages.° x.com/DevilMayDare/s…

Obviously! /Someone/ has to stand guard while she licks your face! x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

Leeeeegit. x.com/ChurlishDefens…

This is accurate! Loyal, smart, SMELLS EVERYTHING FROM A MILE AWAY...EVEN BULLSHIT. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

°FALLS ON MY FACE BECAUSE I'M CAUGHT OFF GUARD.° DIMMY! HEY. °Caaautiously attempts to huuug.° x.com/In_The_Twiligh…

That made me laugh. So hard...

I know which one you're talking about! But I started screaming inside at Captain Underpants......... x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

Also, 2017 could kill me..... RE, PR, CU, WW, JL. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

Obviously! Friday the 13th is like Christmas to me! °Hides my machete behind my back.° ...I MEAN-- SO HOW-- x.com/In_The_Twiligh…

--ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY, DIMMY? °Looks around all twitchy like a suspicious squirrel.° x.com/In_The_Twiligh…

Good things come to those who wait (for the prime moment to say something epic that is worthy of such a name change) x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

My life........ My life so hard. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

This is also what it looks like when I bite people. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

I actually have two turtles that look like them, only bigger cuz they're older. So this is accurate. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

When you think that someone is gone forever.....and then they pop back up into your life and suddenly THE WORLD IS 100X BETTER.

DON'T DO THIS. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

That's not the good kind of pain. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

I'm confused...... Cuz the breaks in that sentence were sexey, but like, what you're saying is.......uhh. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…

Haha! Best god eeever. x.com/GetBackSatan/s…