17 years later...

You know…blasters do have a practical use. Maybe they aren’t so bad.

||: No spoilers but #Kenobi is absolutely fantastic. I am in love and the emotions are so good.

“Forgive me, Master Yoda, but you just don’t know him the way I do. None of you does. Anakin is fiercely loyal, and there is not a gram of deception in him.”

Impulse purchase? Maybe. Do I regret it? No.

Not this time, sweetheart. This one is mine.

I’ll have you know I quite enjoyed a speeder bike when I was a padawan.

You try dealing with teenage you. You would lose your thrill too. Oh yeah? Try me. Let me take you for one.

You have a helmet in the garage. *scowls* What was that?

I wouldn’t care, but you don’t want bike rash. That would hurt. Right. Sure. Of course.

FLUFFY FUR CHILDREN!! Thank you Ani! They’re so precious and sweet and cute! I love them.

Haha very funny. I already have trouble and mischief with you and Roger. I’ll have to think on it. See what fits their tiny little personalities.

||: guess who can finally check this account since I finished Kenobi

suitless vader : D #anakinskywalker #darthvader

Awww look how cute you were

You're still cute. Just less baby fat and homicidal tendencies.

What adult fat, Mr. Six-Pack??? Order 66? Ring a bell? The three times you tried to kill me?

Well, I've never seen or felt it. I think I would know if it was there. Riiiight, and I'm a eopie. Trying to burn me alive /definitely/ wasn't you.

It worked didn’t it?