Loud awesome college party with marijuana: 61st & Fredrick Street.

"can I speak to your manager?" First of all, they're gonna say the same exact thing I just told you and then we'll talk shit about you l8r

Wouldn’t think that it would be the 21 year old’s debating whether to call the cops with a noise/drug complaint on 40 year olds next door...

MeanStreets Omaha

This super big dude shows up to the gym, walks to the treadmill, puts on some sunscreen, and then starts eating a loaf of bread. I mean, OK¿

However you get to work today, don’t take 680 south. 30 minutes to get from Irvington exit to maple street exit and still stopped..

Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour.

I had a nightmare about not making enough mashed potatoes for thanksgiving so I got up at 4:30 to go buy 5 more pounds of potatoes.. what did you do on your 21st birthday?! #twentyfun 🦃🍻🍾🍹🍸

Christmas break cannot come soon enough 🙌🏻

This is bo. For sure. x.com/wearegiricodes…

Us: We just want a nice, pretty snow. Nothing else. Nebraska: ice? Us: no that's dangerous we just want snow Nebraska: ice Us: bu- Nebraska: i c e

UPDATE: All area roadways are covered in snow and/or ice. Plus, OPD and Douglas Cnty Sheriff are both on ACCIDENT ALERT. If you can, avoid driving today KETV NewsWatch 7 #TrafficToGo

my 60lb dog shit in kennel, which also ended up on the wall in our room, on the carpets, and of course all over him. Not to mention we had a house showing 45 minutes after I got home to start to clean it. I speed cleaned, washed the dog, left, and the showing got canceled. WHY.

There lies another shit covered kennel (purchased last night), a dog with his third bath of the week, and a mom who is freaking out because she has ANOTHER showing tonight in her “poopy wet dog” smelling house. Life. Is. GREAT.

When Omaha closes parts of all major roadways at the same time.... good luck getting anywhere today 👍

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