PSA: The new iPhone costs $999. The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs $887.71 ...make smart choices.

Fellow academics, not working collaboratively with the community is working against the community.

Light Balance Beyond this fucking world 💓

I got a letter from my boss and then one in the mail from my grandparents. Be right back. Sobbing from all the love.

"Listen, I'm tellin' you, it's my world, I does what I wish to. If you're mad well too bad, sounds like a personal issue." 🎶

Trump says he would totally destroy North Korea. Yeah, if he was President of North Korea.

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I just accepted my 5th position at Triangle and I'm pretty stoked.

I feel like he knows he'll be leaving the vet sans man parts. 😂😂😂

Consider this my will. I'm dying. abiabiabi gets all my shit.

While we are dealing with non-stop hurricanes and earthquakes, republicans biggest concern is taking away healthcare. Nice legacy.

Texted the VP at work instead of my boyfriend. Nothing inappropriate thank God, but I'd still like to crawl into a hole and die. 🤦🏼‍♀️

The aloe vera drink obsession is real.

Happy Birthday Simply ! I love you so much!