Stick with me here. Every fucking person with a conscience should speak out against the Trump admin’s claim that they can kidnap anyone they want and disappear them for life into a foreign gulag. Get your focus grouped poll tested cowardice out of here.

Hello Hello Have a wonderful Easter

I’ll kill everyone on LinkedIn

Wife on House Hunters: I love that Old World aesthetic. I want a modern farmhouse look with hardwood floors. Her evil husband making shit up to be difficult: I need the dining room to be carpeted so my kids can play Carpet Games after dinner

To my gourmand son, whom I have taught to value the pleasures of the body, I leave these several biscuits. To my aesthete son, whom I have taught to value beauty, I leave the lovely, ornate biscuit tin.

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civilization ends where linkedin begins

Just got this text from a poll worker. The board of elections is dropping the ball on this but YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO VOTE! Fill out the affidavit ballot. NYC Board of Elections please rectify !!!

Zohran may have the nomination, the momentum, and the supporters, but Eric Adams has a rare magical artifact from a remote island in Indonesia

add me on league of legends

Dia #27

if this shadow drops this week I'll suck my own dick

boss you should fire me I laughed at a mean tweet

*taking off a boy's underwear* me: double it and give it to the next person

ignore fridge

Just saw my cat animation cancel

proof that there is still skin left to ink