Everyone off the crazy train to guiltsville! Next stop?

Good morning Twitter! The🌤is shinning... well sort of. At least it’s no rainin... until later anyway. It’s goin ta be an amazing day! So grand I think I’ll go marry a special lady & after I’ll throw a great big party!🍾🍻🥂🥃 Then I’ll need a wee trip to☀️🌊🌴recuperate!😜

Thank you Twitter mates! For all the good wishes. Life is great! And the honeymoon was amazing!! 😉😜😬

Happy Christmas everyone! 🎄

As I’m about to head out here for a wee bit of celebration this eve I had this over whelming thought to log in and wish you all the very best in 2019. Happy New Year! 🎉🥃🍾

I’ve been away so long I don’t know what to say. I am dumbfounded.... I look at my messages an see the number of times I’ve been thought of and still included in threads.... I am ashamed of myself for not checking in. 😕

I truly hope you are all well and staying healthy during this trying time.

Happy Easter

.... it’s been so long I don’t know how to work this Twitter thing. 😜 wishing you all a 🎄Happy Christmas

Happy FRIDAY folks! 😜

Don’t ya dare tell me it’s not Friday! 😜

Sam... Just Sam Nope #BatSam I Won't Tell You It's Not Friday I'm going to tell you something ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING You ARE TRENDING ON TWITTER 😨🦇😜 #IfTheBatCaveCouldTalk

Now waiting on 4:00pm so the weekend can commence!

Snow fun!

IT'S GAMEDAY as your @scotlandteam face Ireland in Round 4 of the #NatWest6Nations in Dublin! 🏟️ Aviva Stadium 📺 STV / ITV ⏰ 2.15pm #⃣ #AsOne

Kick-off is just over half an hour away and here are today's teams! #AsOne

Shhhhhh Games about to start. 🍺✔️ 🍕✔️ 🍺🍺✔️✔️ Let’s goooo Scotland!! #AsOne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿