#Day1

This monkey was away from his family for weeks recovering from an injury. They were waiting for him the WHOLE TIME 💞 (via @umsizi911)

Best England team I’ve ever seen and I’m proud.

Can see by the support that Football never left.

I love football

Never heard a truer word spoken

Can you help two friends of mine? They’re coming to the UK, but only for 2 days. With time so tight, which two places should they visit?

Where were you #OnThisDay 17 years ago? 🤔 Here's what David Beckham was doing...

Wow wow wow!!! This is amazing! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

When Roma Admin goes to Ibiza... 🎧

Your stripper name is your mom’s stripper name plus “jr.”.

Football on ITV is shit enough without the Hub thing not working.

As if 😂😭😭😭😍

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The ‘H’ in NHS is our last bastion against everyone saying ‘haitch’. We must protect it at all costs.

Human babies are about the same percentage water as a banana.

Probably should’ve had a practice reading with this bloke 😂

Seriously any other kids attending this fancy dress competition have no idea how badly they’re about to get owned👌🏻🤖