RT RT RT 💕 x.com/kevinlove/stat…

Honestly if I were a chick, I wouldn’t trust dudes either. We a bunch of fookin noodle heads.

If you're having a bad day, watch this x.com/JUSTAMAZlNG/st…

If I had a dollar for every time a patient told me they’d find me a husband... I’d have a lot more dollars 😑

Wish I was that person that doesn’t need constant reassurance about every little thing, but nope, the slightest change in your texts/actions and I’m overthinking everything in 0.01 seconds. Why am I like this 🙃🙂🙃

Adulting is weird... like my friends are teaching my little siblings during the week, and then drinking out of dick shaped straws on spring break Hope you’re having a blast Desirae LeeAnne

When I spell my name phonetically over the phone I only say the letters I know, so I end up looking like a bigger dumbass and probably confusing the poor operator “B as in boy R ...uh A ....uhh N .. AS IN NANCY T .....uhhhhh “

Are chokers still a thing? Like are they still fashionable to wear out?.... not that I go out ever, I just really liked that trend and would like to know I still could wear one

My teenaged self would be so disappointed that I’ve come to a point where sleeping in means 6 am 🙃

The replies on this are GOLD 😂 x.com/jackdwagner/st…

This poor guy 😂 x.com/thisishimm/sta…

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I don’t even wanna tell you guys to read these replies because they’re so ridiculous Also this is 100% something my father would do x.com/jayfeely/statu…

Started my new diet this morning. Already looking forward to that first cheat meal I’m allowing myself today at lunch.

Hey Madeleine Brant come home and do my eyebrows please? K cool you da best 😘