🔁 ICYMI We're watching this on loop today 😍 Thomas Rogers 🕺

Matt Baker creates helpful visual guides that condense thousands, of years of history. His poster Evolution of the Alphabet looks at nearly 3,800 years of the alphabet’s evolution, tracing it from Egyptian hieroglyphs to the present forms we use today ow.ly/ZiJh50AvMie

1988 years ago today.

Gordon Ramsay but he’s not cooking.

x.com/Crap90sFootbal…

What you all up to tonight? Me? I’m painting my nails….

they made fortnite for fish 😭

Keep yourselves safe today…

ok wow… unfollowing now. was a big fan of his music but was not aware that he’d sent Uriah to the front of the battle where he knew he would be killed.

English version of Welsh History…

Smells like King Manasseh's. jpost.com/archaeology/ar…

Last night, I watched Adele being interviewed by Oprah & saying she'd divorced her husband not because she didn't love him anymore, but because she wasn't "in love" with him anymore. Oprah said what a great message it was to women out there who also aren't 100% happily married.

What's the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham.

Line in a guardian article; “Discovery of a 10th get-together when Covid restrictions were in place would seriously undermine Johnson’s attempts to survive the crisis.“ Surely the first 9 would have done that #whatkindofmadnessisthis

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

So, let’s summarise where we are in this table:

A Sunday School teacher asked the children, "Who was upset that the younger brother had returned?" A child answered, "The fattened calf".

Sad that Andy Murray got knocked out of Wimbledon. Even sadder for his Grandad who was looking forward to another few days living in Andy's bag.

A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of 3. He says: "Uno, Dos... " Poof. He disappeared without a tres.

Who has 3 thumbs and needs an alibi?