i’m such a sucker for girls who exist and are alive in the same time period as me

is santa claus just the akashic records?

let’s blow this popsicle dude

“grass fed beef” is so weird like… i would hope so. likeee. feed the cows grass, please. duh. let the cows eat grass. let the cows be. don’t touch the cows. please

gratitude is grounding

generally speaking, girls like taller boys. boys who are taller than other ones and who are taller than the girls

excuse me waiter, is this dish bussing or has it busted already?

the first step to admitting you have a problem is the admitment of it

publicly spiritual

sprite is for psychopaths

the every day I get, the more I realize there’s nothing for me on my phone