The ratio in cheese and cracker snacks is always off. I find it DAIRY suspicious. 🧀

A great Saturday Morning is when you discover not one, but two Scooby Doo episodes you haven't seen yet. #ScoobySaturday #SaturdayMorningCartoons

Interviewer: So can you say what prompted your quest for immortality? Me: [clears throat awkwardly] Me: have you seen my TBR pile

Heard a dad suggest to his daughter that they "Check out the food truck convention." I have so many questions! 🍉PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW🍉 PLEASE HELP! DOES FUD TRUK GET CON DROP?

They cracked the Avo-CODE-do!! 🥑

What's the most frightening fowl? A SCARE-crow!

Literally no one: MBMBaM Fan putting honey into/onto anything: Let's get down to BEESnes, To collect some Huns!! #20HONEY #LETSGETDOWNTOBEESNES🐝

Y'all ever wonder if Jason Voorhees looks at a calendar and gets disappointed when it's the 13th, but not Friday the 13th?

Sometimes the universe gives you a sign.

"There's definitely a sinking feeling": Voters in Brooklyn are receiving botched absentee ballots gothamist.com/news/brooklyn-…

Why did the ghost cover his nose when he sneezed? He didn't want his BOOOOOgers everywhere! #gimmealltheboos #HalloweenJokes

Wife put the kibosh on the butt bulletin board... Just need a moment of soliDERRIÈREity 😭 #notsafeforschool

Just witnessed a Great Blue Heron, take a great big shit off a tree branch! 😹😹😹 #natureisPOOtiful

Behold, the GHOST-er! #pundaymonday

MEER IMAGE: While I didn't see the jump in, I certainly saw the naughty pup struggle to get out of the water, shake off, roll on the ground and then shake off again.

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Everyone wants a pet Displacer Beast. But no one wants to be woken up early by a hungry Displacer Beast insisting it's breakfast time. #DungeonsandDragons #DnD

Forget drugs, the high from finding you wallet you legit thought was lost is soooo good.

What's a skeletons favorite time of year? Back to SKULL season!