As the founders intended.

PPL TALKIN BOUT HOW DANGEROUS THIS HURRICANE IS!!! THE COMMON FLU KILLS MORE THAN THE HURRICANE, OPEN THE STATE UP GOVERNOR I WILL GO OUTSIDE AND EXERCISE MY FREEDOM IN THE 240MPH WINDS

This is the solarpunk future I'm fighting for!

Fidel Castro possessed more insight, intellect and sincere compassion than every single one of the Western politicians who slandered and demonised him for *decades* on end.

Vice President JD Vance “They’re finding the tweets, Joe”

I’m seeing a lot of positive Elmo pr lately like they’re getting g in front of some bad about to drop 😂

How do I tell my partner that I don’t want to hang out with her sister and a friend visiting from California during a pandemic without disappointing her

nobody talks about the enya to lingua ignota pipeline

There are seven differences between these two pictures. ❤ Like when you've found 3. 🔁 RT when you've found all 7.

Goblins

My partner says, “girls don’t want money, girls want crumpets like the Germans are flying over London 1941”. And I think that’s beautiful.

I ripped the bong. I shoulda been rippin' you.

Happy 48th birthday to the 2 greatest hip-hop producers of all-time

Directed by David Lynch.

Commes des Carçinogen

Lindsey made me a cute cracker for my birthday 😭❤️🥳 I’m 29 now

It’s a banana