me thinking about how much shit i need to get done instead of getting them done

This is why you don’t rely on one route, a wise man secures Venezuela before Hormuz shuts down

On October 31, 1501, former Cardinal Cesare Borgia purportedly hosted an orgy in the Vatican with "50 honest prostitutes" in which his own father, Pope Alexander VI, not only attended but participated in. It was known as the Banquet of Chestnuts. Pope Alexander VI was

Imagine me being happy just watching the video😭I hope they didn’t fumble…

“Forgiveness is between them and God, it’s my job to arrange the meeting”

You see now I'm broke but I'm not bothering anyone. Please when it's your turn to be broke, behave

You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.

“My man is so over protective” it’s because he knows you’re so easy to fvck.😂💔

Me tryna survive the remaining days until payday 😭

When I die, I want the Arsenal squad to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time...

Gotta eat pasta in italy, croissant in paris, burger in united states, sushi in japan, tacos in mexico, shawarma in lebanon, paella in spain, poutine in canada, kimchi in south korea, curry in india, pho in vietnam, fondue in switzerland and fish & chips in united kingdom.

"When they are done with foreigners , they will come for you. You will be told you are Xhosa and you must only stay in the Eastern Cape" - Julius Malema

I’ve seen the tribalism tweets and the apology. I’ve thought the night and came to the conclusion. The money that we’ve raised. Let’s select a school in Limpopo Rural area that has most disadvantaged children Buy them school shoes & socks winter is approaching… 🤧

Me next week after getting dual citizenship in Zimbabwe :

WELCOME BACK TO 2ND PLACE Arsenal

Rent was due here Chicco Twala was walking on water 🥹

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When you have already eaten outside and your girl offers you cake after weeks of giving you excuses. 😭