Sidon: Link, you have my trident! Tulin: And you have my bow! Rauru: And my arm!

Oh, so now that a Grimace shake exists, all the ice cream machines suddenly work.

can you all stop pretending tomatoes taste good

So when do you think Taylor will drop her new album? It's not really certain.

First-Person Shooter and Frames Per Second share the same acronym, despite the fact that they are both commonly referenced in the same niche as each other. It's weird and now you have to think about it too.

Randalf: “Bilbo Baggins, take this magical bean. Steward it well.” Bilbo: *throws it down a well* Randalf: “That is the opposite of what I meant.”

You can't tell continuous stories with a Nikon camera. No matter how hard you try, the result won't be Canon.

Nobody's ready for the Beyond the SpiderVerse when Gwen and Miles meet 3 or 4 other versions of themselves with practically similar lives. "Hi, I'm Gwen Stacy. Let's do this one more time. Well actually, I'm the same as the other Gwen, just with different stylistic expressions."

Bluey is the best show. It's been decided.

Disney+: Enjoy our Disney 100 collection! Me: Just release House of Mouse already.

A group of my friends just started a short D&D campaign where we all play as more-or-less ourselves. Highly recommended. Do you know just how therapeutic it is to assess just what you might do in a range of situations and why, then express that to friends you can trust?

"I'm sorry, you let WHO sit in my booth?" ~John Wilkes

As fun as the "Halloween is evil" era of the liturgical calendar is, I'm kinda over it at this point.

Cold people go brrr

"With heartfelt appreciation, I extend my gratitude to all who attended a show on my “To The Moon” tour. Your presence was of immeasurable significance to me and I thank you from the depths of my heart. Thanks for taking me to the moon." - Adam Young

I've been playing Jackbox for years and I've never seen a tie like this before.

LIFE COULD BE A DREAM

i am so glad i found this video

When you understand supply and demand, but only from a week in the past.