My worst fear. I’m not claustrophobic I have a fear of getting stuck

Unless you’re listening to a lesser known artist and you’re trying to put people on, you should not be posting your Spotify wrapped. Saw too many people posting stuff with Drake and Youngboy like wowww you’re so unique

Yes I know we sucked this year but there’s nothing better as a gator fan seeing Georgia and FSU get left out of the CFP

The only bright side of getting our shit kicked in today

The eagles are a fraud organization and they’re getting bailed out again

My predictions for CFP and the Georgia FSU game: Michigan squeaks by bama. Could see the tide winning but sticking with the Maize and Blue. Texas/Wash will be a shootout but Horns got it. FSU gets DESTROYED by Georgia. I’m talking like 6 TD’s. We’ll see why they aren’t in.

Pretty much using his platform to say “the rules shouldn’t apply to us because we’re good at football.” Way to set an example patty!

Being in a healthy relationship really taught me there's no such thing as 'that's just the way I am'. When you truly love someone you work on those toxic traits, you learn to communicate, you actively listen to each others thoughts & feelings – you adjust, grow & heal together.

Tommy DeVito is just the giants’ version of Taylor Heinicke

It's hard to argue that this is elite comedy writing.

Finished this semester with either a 3.5 or a 3.625 (a 91.7% might get rounded to an A). Probably my best semester in a while

3.75 GPA this semester which means I got my first deans list of my academic career. #Him #ComebackPOTY

SO CLOSE to having perfectly predicted these games

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To all my friends on here who are into stock trading/investing: Sell everything right now. There is a bubble and I’m confident that it is going to pop. Many politicians (who’s trades are public) have been selling off most, if not, all of their portfolios. Sell now buy back low.

Officially done with college after I do a presentation tomorrow morning. Soon I’ll be starting my first big boy job down in Fort Lauderdale can I get a HELL YEAH

Dearest mother — The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call. I have reenlisted. While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil