Paging John Mulaney - fresh from the Chicago Tribune archives

Try to get an interview

I know I talk about it constantly but the thing where my boss made me stay on hold w customer service bc of an issue w her email server even though she knew I’d gotten a call from my mom’s hospice thus leading me to not be with my mom when she died really got to me comrades

BREAKING: Former Donald Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson just announced this will be the first time she ever votes Democrat because President Biden won’t shred the Constitution. Retweet so everyone sees this critical message.

cc: Colette Shade

'As the terminally online might put it: Tariffs? In this economy?' msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-…

i am once again calling for pitches for Rewire News Group's Campus Dispatch series, where a college student/recent grad writes an op-ed or reported story for us about how repro rights, LGBTQ+ issues, voting rights, and more affect themselves, their campuses, and/or their peers

Internet: Would you rather encounter a man or a bear?

FX: What about both?

Actually, nothing could make lab-grown meat cooler than to have it be sold 'Breaking Bad' style

I did say this

Not enough people know the story of Nietzsche turning down the Miss Leipzig crown

YouTube TV charges subscribers $72.99 per month for 136 channels. To carry C-SPAN would cost 6.25 cents per subscriber per month. In comparison, Fox News charges $2.52 per month, and CNN charges about $1.30. C-SPAN would cost Google only $6 million a year. thehill.com/opinion/techno…

Can anything stop the dollar’s dominance?

Saleha Mohsin unpacks what you need to know about the world's strongest currency trib.al/w4EvbLs

Trump last night posted a meme in which a former Wharton professor calls Trump 'the smartest student I ever had.'

The actual alleged quote, as relayed by a close friend of the late professor in 2017:

'Professor Kelley told me 100 times over three decades that 'Donald Trump was…

Tomorrow Rick Scott meets Trump @ Trump Tower, rides w/the candidate/defendant to the courthouse & might join him in trial for a time

Trump & Scott could give a press avail. The senator isnt bound by the gag order limiting Trump

Scott 1st has a 6am Fox interview

President Joe Biden’s campaign team put together a video dissing Donald Trump, which was soundtracked by Kendrick Lamar’s “Euphoria” billboard.com/music/rb-hip-h…

Steve Albini's death reminds us all that when it's our time we can only hope that people will recirculate the epic owns in our old tweets.

I kept digging into that AI company behind Sports Illustrated's fake writers. Turns out it's created tons more fake writers across the web, sometimes for surprisingly huge media clients. And then things get even wilder...

For Futurism // futurism.com/advon-ai-conte…

I've never said yes to a pitch faster vvalden dirt.fyi/article/2024/0…

According to the CDC, Pennsylvania has a relatively low divorce rate of 2.4%