When eating biscuits and cheese ( last of Christmas dairy produce) does anybody else have problems with the cheese to cracker ratio?

#BigNightOfMusicals If someone in you house didn't shout out how does Bob Marley like his doughnuts then there is something wrong with you

#DancingOnIce Does Bez know the country is not laughing with him

Going to see " Belfast " tonight in The Screen Machine Millport Pier if this wind keeps up when we come out from watching the film we could actually be in Belfast!

#GrahamNortonShow I can only assume Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathen have pictures of BBC executives in compromising situations as they turn up everywhere

Good planning meeting in progress with young people representing #CashBackScotland consortium #TheBoysBrigade #YouthScotland #GirlguidingScotland #ScoutScotland with our friends from #ArranYouthFoundation look out for event in your area.

If you value your sanity never change Broadband provider

Congratulations were in order last Sunday to all those receiving their President's & Queen's Badge Awards at the #1stmillport.

I wonder if the BBC ever thought of putting in automatic doors to save the cooks shoulder charging while carrying two plates of food #MasterChef

#PlatinumJubilee if I ever have to march into battle I want it to be the Trinidad and Tobago defence force leading the the advance Oh by the way Phillip Schofield it's a girth that holds a saddle on not a horse strap

One week to go until #cumbraecamp2022 looking forward to catching up with friends old & new #livelifetothefull

After major research and development I think I may have found the perfect toy for the future.Dragons Den and all major toy manufacturers I await your interest Don't come with less than a million in your back pocket

#BGTFinal Michaels boy third

#murderinprovence Is this just an excuse to make a program in a nice location? ie Death in Paradise

Things I have learned watching American cop shows Most American homes have no electricity If a suspect is spotted you shout their name giving them plenty of time to run away If someone is told to stay in the car they are guaranteed to get out the car

#GMS Early 60s Tales of the Riverbank a rat in a speedboat what's not to like Bob in Millport

#Strictly Is Shirley's contract up for renewal this week ?

Cutting the grass for the first time this year wearing a hat and gloves Then the gritter goes past The seasons have gone mad!

#BritainsGotTalent at least Axel Blake is consistent Not funny last year Not funny this year

#BritainsGotTalent Thank goodness Dads Army was on BBC 2