The other tweet I keep seeing is the one about someone being stuck in a middle seat between people who are assholes on a flight.🫣

Some news: Little Faith Beer down in sunny Deptford SE8 is looking for a new GM to head up our small but perfectly-formed team! If you're interested, please feel free to DM, or share the link with anyone you know who might fit the bill! Cheers 🍻 littlefaithbeer.com/pages/job-vaca…

Watching the finale of #WhiteLotus season 2 tonight and I've been looking forward to it all day. The first season was so delicious—and the second season has not disappointed. I despise all the broken, dysfunctional characters so much and it's just perfect 🥺

Does anyone else sleep with their wrists bent at unnatural angles? I've only become conscious of it recently as I've developed wrist pain.🫠 I'm talking wrists bent forward and tucked under like a cat. Super weird or nah?

Plans dashed for tomorrow night and dogsitter already booked. 🍋➡️🍹 Any suggestions for an impromptu relaxed meal out (nothing too fancy/expensive) in East London?

Public admission: I've never been to Greece. Righting this wrong and planning a late March 4-5 day trip to Athens. Any recommendations for hotels/neighbourhoods to stay in and restaurants/bars/taprooms greatly appreciated.⚡🇬🇷

Apparently corgis can approach 20kg, just so you know.

January is dangerous...Trying to get my timing right for a run between the incessant showers and dusk is doing my head in.😤

Provocative and fun chat with David Pate about the U.S. anthem for his podcast "National Anthems: The Worst Songs in the World." #NationalAnthem #ushistory #UMichArts podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/9-t…

To compensate/tax for my previous boring legal tweet, please enjoy how my dog sleeps.