This is the real reason why they kicked him off Mother Base btw (internalized homophobia)

if my child tries to prevent me getting the good painkillers when i’m ninety and in pain they’re out of the will

I NEED to smuggle some into Australia... several dozen per country of origin per destination state...

A Placebo cover band also called Placebo

WHOSE BEACH? MY BEACH!

why is Layla's so tired talking about me like this

no, the font is too quirky. We will use monospace fonts only

wait literally 😭😭 pretend i’m next to v👀

It’s me, I’m the one too into metal gear

then the proof of it would be in the eating

poor Alice, all alone in the centre

"Boy I wish I could detect radiation!" The humble geiger counter:

oh god oh fuck don't let the nationalists know that Indonesia is physically to blame for Australia's bullshit hot weather, they will want to invade and bulldoze the islands youtube.com/watch?v=_5SFim…

why the fuck am I getting leftists calling for the extermination of homeless people in my fucking feed

Modern Software devs have such an easy job: • Make everything laggier • Remove useful features • Install Spyware • Break everything • Make six figures

Sexual orientation is not a choice. But you do have to choose to act on it. if you don't, something in you will twist and fester, and you will become a disreputable cuckold.

but we SHOULD measure intelligence by ability to communicate with cats

Things are looking pretty bleak diamond dogs and the world sucks but you know what big boss did when he was at his lowest and he thought the world sucked? He built a private military group and became a war criminal. And I think we can all learn a little something from Big Boss

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