this needs to be talked about more

The feeling of accomplishment I get from my job is something I sorely needed right about now.

Good. Fucking. God.

My dating profile:

have you met this person before?

I am a Program Manager I am a problem solver I have strong business acumen Basically, I get shit done, and I get shit done well. ... Also, I'm being made REDUNDANT Putting my CV to you. Please ❤️ and retweet. If anyone has any potential opportunities, LMK tinyurl.com/3vtfwskz

I looked at the minimum specs for a few new games and realised something. I really need a new PC. 😭

Me: My phone: by the way, I've been hoarding all your notifications for the last 12 hours, do you want them all at once? Me: I'm sorry wha-- My phone: *VIOLENTLY VIBRATES*

A spider crawled up my leg whilst I was at my desk, and it made me very jumpy. So jumpy, in fact, that I flinched, hard, at what I thought was something crawling along my arm whilst I was laying in bed. It was my beard.

I'm sorry, EARLY development!?

If they wanted to, they would.

Was watching a cooking video when they said "now add some 'wash your ass in the shower' sauce" I paused, zoomed in on the bottle. Worcestershire sauce. It was Worcestershire sauce.

Thread on the beauty of wildlife 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody

Amazon has a good sense of humour.

As the EVERYWHERE Game Jam is wrapping up in a couple days, here is preview of my submission. Hope you all enjoy. Spirits of Blackwood #EverywhereGame #UGC #gamedev youtube.com/watch?v=0EpamS…

As soon as the temperature drops, all I hear is "it's a bit 🇨🇱 innit"