all yous saying we are fest was shit obviously went with boring people and it shows

bet that holiday was fucking mental, surprised they made it home

had an unreal time with the boys but fuck me, girls if ur man is going Ayia Napa relax it’s the biggest fucking cock fest known to man

imagine telling ur bird what she can or can’t wear/upload/do lmao pure nonce behaviour

if you find someone’s phone at a festival or summin an you don’t try return it your a class A scumbag

wayne lineker at ocean beach

swear as u get older u realise going to clubs every weekend is actually bare childish

some of you man spend bills on ur birds birthday who u end up cheating on but buy ur mum a £6 box of chocolates from tesco

sorry if i’m missing something but what is the actual point of doing a happy birthday post for ur nan on snapchat😂😂😂

when u check ur bank balance telling urself its lower than it is to make urself feel better but it’s even lower than that

you won’t take a virus vaccine but you’ll take a dodgy bag of drugs off a stranger at a festival💀💀 relax

all fun and games until hermes tell you they left your parcel in the wheelie bin

Edu Gaspar negotiating a transfer for any half decent player

This world is full of utter cunts, but this is what it's about.

nwaneri and lewis-skelly

Mums just asked me why I’m showering in shin pads, she doesn’t get it