Chiefs are winning the Super Bowl again. The earlier you accept it, the less it will hurt

My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle

we need to pay Trey Smith instead of Nick Bolton solely for the reason that I can’t stand the idea that creed and trey would no longer would be able to do absolutely everything together

Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.

Maikel Garcia survived the offseason despite predictions that the Royals would move on. He’s an elite defender at both 3B and 2B. I expect some upward regression this season with OBP numbers closer to the .323 compared to .281 he put up last season. #Breakoutprediction #royals

RIP king 😢

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never met a man who hates costco. it transcends race, class, and creed. i’d trust a costco hospital with my life. i’d send my kids to costco daycare. i’d be laid to rest in a kirkland signature casket

bro no one calls you the space cowboy

Went to the zoo alone today and when I got to the monkeys I said “what is this? A Robbie Williams concert??” One guy looked at me and basically smiled. Great day.

Luke Hochevar was selected 1 overall in 2006 by the Royals, ahead of Clayton Kershaw and Max Scherzer. 9 years later he would go on to throw 10.2 scoreless innings in the 2015 playoffs and was the winning pitcher in Game 5 of the WS. #unsunghero #respectthegreats #HDH(h)

Seems like a fine time to pat myself on the back

If you're an American that loves baseball, embrace the fact that the global audience is going to prop up your favorite sport. They're a counterweight to the decline of baseball's cultural relevance domestically over the last couple decades. Or else baseball just becomes niche.

Tom Cruise worship is closest thing we have to secular Catholicism because he is a vessel through which we are allowed to believe our greatest sins can be forgiven with compensatory grand acts.

Oh wow you can either put this in the oven for an hour or microwave it for 30 seconds. Damn that's a tough one

The Kansas City Royals are calling up slugger Jac Caglianone, one of the top prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. Caglianone, 22, is hitting .322/.389/.593 with 15 home runs and 56 RBIs in 50 games between AA and AAA.