Matt Damon in the basement of Harvard writing the n word all over a chalkboard

white women will [taking the framed photo of my dead grandma and placing it face down] white women will eat their placenta with absolutely zero seasoning and wonder why they have postpartum depression

Had a dream where a small nuclear bomb went off in my neighborhood and it was just a bit too real

Rate my looksmaxxing journey out of ten. Two years in btw

Imagine losing respect

Would the Patriots have done better or worse if they had started Netanyahu instead of Maye

Is this anything

If they're making this there should be a corresponding one where you can build a Houthi anti-ship missile battery. Or a Lego USS Harry Truman where you hit a lever and it dumps a miniature lego F-18 off the deck

I'm convinced one of my gravest sins is that I actually really liked the Tron movie from 2011

Haha what if there was a cholo guy who lived on the moon? I think it would go a little something like--[a sudden wave of melancholy passes over me like the last hint of a summer breeze] never mind

horse electrolytes gave me powers

[indignantly] what the fuck is that supposed to mean twin

My favorite part of s1 true detective is Matthew McConaughey stoically brushing off the clumsy advances of the truck stop prostitute since he's only motivated by quaaludes

I'm being entombed later if you wanna pull up

Whenever cyberpunk 2077 gives you a quest where you have to wait a few in game days I literally just drive around in a sports car and pit maneuver random people until the NPC calls me back

Canadian tuxedo for tonight's burrito run

I had a dream I was in a skyscraper with Phil from the sopranos last night and we had to escape a terrorist attack. We got down to street level and saw a bunch of flames coming out of the parking garage from a car bomb and I said "oooo madone" really loud and woke up

My favorite part of Helldivers 2 is how they have robot enemies designed around hitting their weakpoints to kill them and then having them constantly ragdoll you through cover and forcing you to flinch all the fucking time so you can't hit said weakpoints

Made the boomer clerk at the gun counter laugh today maybe they're not so bad