Also, I am just £10 away from my fundraising goal, so now would be a terrific time to sponsor me. Link in bio.

Bad news: Due to the fact that ALL BIKES HATE ME, I have been delayed. I'll get to John O Groats later this afternoon.

Hello. I made it to John O Groats. It was ever so windy there.

I would have tweeted sooner, but my Dad and sister were there and they wanted to "talk to" and "spend time with" me.

I'll post photos when I get home in a few days time. I bet you can't wait.

@milesorru Thank you!

People are always telling me that I don't understand cause and effect, which is probably why I don't understand cause and effect.

I'm going to repeat some old jokes for #Tweehee. Apologies if you've seen them before or if I've ever hurt you in any other way.

“Guy Pearce in Memento.” “Guy who?” “Guy.” “Who’s there?” “Knock Knock.” #Tweehee

"Hello and welcome to the first meeting of our 'Anger Management Support Group'. Who wants to kick off?" #Tweehee

When Hellboy turned 18, he started manufacturing and selling Mayonnaise. #Tweehee

Most materials are mined the normal way, but denim is mined backwards. #Tweehee

I've just made a cricket-bat. Just goes to show that inter-species breeding is possible. #Tweehee

I've been trying to organise a game of 'Marco Polo' but nobody is returning my calls. #Tweehee

"In conclusion, children, the organisation of society based on social or economic status is utterly irrelevant. Class dismissed." #Tweehee

@LauraSparling It's your birthday! Hooray! I INSIST that you have a good day.

@ellaboheme What, in real life? I'm scared.

@ellaboheme SHHH! People must never know about my face. They would be distraught if they knew the truth.

@ellaboheme Thank you. So how have you been?

@ellaboheme I'm doing OK, thanks. And I'm glad things are looking up for you too, dude.