Dude’s a frickin DAWG

Jalen Pitre on making sure to hit cleanly: “It’s very important. In no way do I want to hurt the team & in no way do I want to hurt any players on the other team. And I’m trying to keep my money.” On Creed Humphrey: “I felt like he pushed me a little hard but obviously didn’t

DOUBLE VOTING TODAY, RT NOW 🫵 #ProBowlVote + CJ Stroud

Vote Vote Vote 🙌 #ProBowlVote + Nico Collins

Vote them to the Pro Bowl 🔥 #ProBowlVote + William Anderson jr and D Hunt™

JP5️⃣ to the Pro Bowl, vote now! #ProBowlVote + Jalen Pitre

🦅 X 🔒 #ProBowlVote + King_bullock3 and K3

AP Stingggg 🐝 #ProBowlVote + Derek Stingley Jr.

Cool I’m sobbing now

What a game 😮‍💨 Prime Video #TNFonPrime

“Ruling on the field is a touchdown” *crowd goes nuts “But the game is over go fuck yourself”

The Texans are the only team with a top 5 SOS and a winning record.

Havoc play leaders after Week 17: 🥇 Myles Garrett - 40 🥈 Maxx Crosby - 37 🥉 Brian Burns - 32 🏅 Kamari Lassiter - 26 🏅 Tuli Tuipulotu - 25 (Sacks + TFLs + FFs + INTs + PBUs)

China husband must’ve died recently

Ferda Houston Texans #HoustonTexans #NFL #playoffbound

24 - zero catches 4 - zero catches 2 - zero catches / pick 6 5 - zero catches / almost every TFL

The Texans defense faced a top-10 scoring offense 8 times this season. The Patriots offense faced a top-10 scoring defense 0 times in the regular season.

The Fantastic Four 4️⃣ Shoutout Emmanuel Acho for the name

Erra’s “Drift” turns ten this year. Who would attend an anniversary tour for this album in 2026? 🙋🏼‍♀️