I got lost on way home

Ticketmaster when you try to buy a ticket for $59

Concert tickets

Bro running like he the grinch

Just saw a guy wearing a Steely Dan tour shirt, tucked in of course

I saw Billy Corgan today. He was wearing a scarf lol

I’m here to help, bert kreischer. Thanks Dave!

Proud of my alma mater

Hey McDonald's why was this rubber thing in my McMuffin at O’Hare terminal 3?!? 🤮

This ruled

We are aware that Hall has a restraining order on Oates.

Vet just told my dog she was fat right to her face

I just forgave Rick for not calling timeout at the end of game 1

Jerry: I'm in Nosferatu's thrall. George: You're in his thrall? Jerry: I'm in his thrall! George: Get out of his thrall. Jerry: You can't get out of a thrall. That's the thing with a thrall! You're never through with the thrall! KRAMER BARGES IN Kramer: Well, I got the plague!

Name an album with a better three song run

I have an enormous trade deficit with this mf

The Colts drafted a QB who they knew needed reps to improve and then have found every reason to give him none of those reps. Benched last season. Now Jones is starting.