“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

when a lesbian uses she/her pronouns on a fictional male character that's how u know they don't play about that shit

Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t Start the Fire just about the last week

you guys lied. it gets better with money not time

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelors degree without ChatGPT.

i would choose butches over men again and again in every single lifetime.

gay people be like yeah green is my favourite colour

in terms of things that changed history, it goes the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs, followed directly by Paramore releasing Decode

everyone get more lesbian more yuri pilled and meaner NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes i go “fuck i wish i get barricade for the next concert” and then i realize im 37 and i need a seat

The tombstones were waitinggggguh they were half engraaaaveduh we knew it was oooaaaveruh

be the lesbian you wanna see in the world.

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

Have you ever had a job where you thought, “I really don’t care about any of this. None of this feels purposeful or meaningful. None of this actually matters.”

girls kissing… has anyone thought about this today

"are you busy rn?" yes im reading about men kissing

my dad was trying to remember the name of a local bar that is owned by a lesbian couple and insisted that i must know which one he's talking about because gay. i have never come out to this man and at this point i probably won't need to

if you regularly use chatgpt then yes you are genuinely stupid and deserve less respect 💞

We should have a 3-day weekend every weekend.