I wish people came with a 30 second trailer so I can see what I'm getting myself into

I don't mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things & get really excited

I'm not everyone's cup of tea... but I drink coffee so fuck them.

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble. And it it's not my mouth it's my facial expressions.

I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter

You’re allowed to scream, you’re allowed to cry, but you are not allowed to give up

Climb the mountains, do not carry them

Every next level of your life will demand a different you

Hidden resentments poison a relationship; so if it bothers you, say something

You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up.

I fucking love toast. What absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like, “cook it again”. Unreal.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs

Time to help out all my babes getting married...use this link to set up your AMAZON wedding registry account! amazon.com/wedding/home?r… 😍👰🏼💍❤️

A person who values you, wouldn’t ever put themselves in a position to lose you

Your life is as good as your mindset

Life is a balance between holding on and letting go

Evolving involved eliminating

In the blink of an eye, it can all be taken away Be grateful always

Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.