this is like telling your passengers you can make the traffic light turn red, then driving as slowly as it takes for it to change

last thing you see before getting hyperliquidated on your $ASTER short

some of y’all never had to send a $0 transaction on a previous nonce just to replace a past transaction that stalled on metamask and it shows

this nigga cooker is on a GENERATIONAL RUN

a lot of $ASTER slander on my timeline rn and I will not be having it. stay poor asterliquidio

I survived

Dog on chinese chain probably cooks.

Eric Cryptoman Binance thanks for sharing the chart with the name cropped out ur actually goated for that. it’s probably the coolest thing ive seen in my life, you posted a crypto chart on crypto twitter but you cropped out the name of the token. heroic. i love solving riddles thats fire bro thanks

you simply don’t want it badly enough 你可以做得更好 🤝

wow

We're gonna need another $200M buyback rq Aster

I see an increasing number of CT accounts signing off on their tweets like they’re a 50-year-old uncle texting his nephew - Ranch

can we write some form of legislation that bans push notifications from apps who require them to function but then cross that boundary for ads looking at you Uber Uber Eats DoorDash OfferUp eBay Expedia

gold going parabolic is a recession indicator right? bank stocks crashing housing market about to tank risk assets go brr?

bro tryna teach terrorism to osama bin laden 😭

Rafael Serra Grok write no in 20 languages

a wise man once said, “what is that diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud einsten?”

maturing is realizing you’re no less of a man if you sit down to piss

I probably think about wide putin once a quarter

another day on X, formerly known as Twitter