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Couldn’t wear my cool shirt to Disney because of the boob goblin and I’m glad I made the choice I made but damn it’s a cool shirt

Even though it’s my name now hearing people yell MAYO makes me laugh

Whoever is playing Disney parks in this baby care center needs to put it on silence.

The whole don’t make eye contact when you want a nap to last game is tough cuz like I love the sleepy faces

My lunch is slightly stale lil crunchies garden tomato flavor because baby snacks are expensive and we will not waste them

I wanted to vent tweet and then I remembered the text wall of emotional texts I sent my husband at work was met with silence this would be too & I wouldn’t feel better

Love the miscommunication and lack of help at David’s Bridal . As if trying to finish my covid postponed wedding wasn’t tricky and hard. I have a regional manager reducing me to tears demanding I let him speak over me. #wearedavids

The amount of money we’ve spent on teethers for my son to love his spoons and the silicone straws from my yeti

It’s deeply troubling how little sleep my body will run on.

The intensity in which the boys watch Michael & dragonflight news 🤌🏻

Me hollering every name under the sun for matt even his full government name and he answers when I yell dada

“Your grumpy at night like I am in the morning” - an apt description of me. I blame the bakery and the baby for this conditioning

Just a horrible nightmare trying to process Joseph’s accident which my brain tried to have Alex Horne be the doctor who saves him but I still am crying to matt on night shift