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goblintown Doktur Grobler Sweet maui onion, I'm FAMOUS! Thank you allsee! While I would prefer a more... genteel title than "big-box store proprietor" I am grateful to be mentioned amongst such esteemed goblins from goblintown

Welcome to goblintown , @YoungGravity6 ! As a former Kmart associate, we think you would be a terrific fit to join the Gob-Mart® family. We offer competitive pay and benefits, to help support your burgeoning rap career. Stop by ANYTIME for a chat, friend!

Shonk Jon Macapodi goblintown @entropyeq_ Why hello, friend! As someone who has recently lost my own legs, I cannot help but admire the ingenuity of your companion, Kelbin! What are the chances that such a fine engineer would be taking on commissions?

Wishing ALL the goblonis in goblintown a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR! Onwards and upwards in 2023, friends! (Also, it is NOT too late to stock up on refreshments for your NYE Party, Gob-Mart will be open til 10:00pm!)

Mr. Ray, I most CERTAINLY appreciate this kind of "can-do" attitude and initiative taking! Keep it up and you might find yourself a recipient of Gob-Mart's esteemed "Employee of The Month" award!

TEL ME ABOWT YOUR NEW YEERS GOALS AT [email protected] AND I WIL HELP YU ON THE @g_weakli 💚💚💚

It is MY PLEASURE to introduce Gob-Mart's employee of the month: X-Ray 😉 ! Since joining the Gob-Mart family, he has been a DELIGHT to work with. With his pure heart, kind spirit, and welcoming attitude, Ray is loved by all of goblintown !

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To ALL my friends in goblintown who came down to Gob-Mart last night to meet my dear friend Munq , THANK YOU! I will look at this photo fondly every day on my lunch break! We may need to tweak C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot's "selfie" function... he left some gobs out of frame!

A great show....available at a great price!

Why HELLO Big Inc ! On behalf of the Gob-Mart® family, welcome to goblintown ! Would you be able to connect me with your product management and distribution department? We would be simply ELATED to offer the fine products under the BiG iNC® label on our store shelves!

Just a friendly reminder to all my friends in goblintown to please support your local small big businesses! We may not be the biggest or flashiest in town, but on behalf of the entire Gob-Mart® family I will guarantee you this: "The Lowest Prices... At Any Cost!"™

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Oh so you "love" goblintown ? Then name every goblin. I'll wait.

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