Sorry this is my first post... And sorry if it exists already Why did the catheter become a comedian? 'Cause it's always takin the piss

Why are cows so gullible? Because they're easily suede

I could never bag you unless i first purse you

I entered into a competition at the planetarium and all i got was this lousy constellation prize

There should be a dessert place on a patio called decadence

I was going to write a joke about how Canadians pronounce the letter Zed. But not Zee jokes are too controversial these days.

Someone should make a restaurant called Fork Assumption

If I mute the immutable, then it is moot that I am immutable myself

Confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance cause many troubles... Fortunately, I haven't found any credible evidence that I use them.

I wrote this the other day

Thought of this one last month. #growthmindset #growup #learnfromyourmistakes instagram.com/p/CTaUELEvejL/…

A cannabis store called "high standards"