I had two victory sazeracs and honestly, you are all the most lovely and talented people ever and I’d take a bullet for Brian Schmetzer and the Sounders are truly the greatest team the world has ever seen

I just want to log on and say that I like the ECS shirts, and if you’re worried about your SG being arrogant you can find many other clubs in this league that have nothing to be proud of and I’m sure they’d love to have you.

I wish I could find a kind way to share with you, dear Internet friends, the amount of completely unhinged communication religious leaders are receiving right now.

Never cited Romans 13 positively in my life, but here we are.

If staying home to help reduce the death toll of a pandemic feels like a threat to your religious freedom but the government saying you cannot welcome your immigrant neighbor as Christ does not, it may be time to ask yourself what religion you’re practicing.

Happy #EarthDay from Coach Schmetzer! 💚😃

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This is really excellent and thoughtful (even if you're pretty done with reading churchy COVID thinkpieces) politicaltheology.com/unexpected-gui…

Sandra McCracken talking to Ellen Davis about In N Out burger. What a time.

Everyone in Seattle:

I like how a mainstream liberal view is southern genocide

I’d watch a documentary that’s just Michael Jordan recounting perceived acts of disrespect that he remembers in excruciating detail decades later and how he exacted or is still in the process of exacting revenge.

Soccer Fan Can't Wait To Get Back To His Old Routine Of Living Paycheck To Paycheck And Attending A Soccer Game On The Weekend Where He Can't Afford To Buy Beer thenutmegnews.com/current/2020/5…

We’ve reached the “maybe I should get some overalls?” stage of sheltering in place.

“Legalize Kemp” was a great sign. #TheLastDance

All these "the BIBLE is full of MANLY MEN who FOUGHT and were SOLDIERS and WAR" takes ignore the fact that most men in the Bible are miserable screwups. Notable exception: the one who said you should let people punch you.

Excited to get into this @seaburysociety

Feel this. And it hurts. RT Alex McDaniel: My plans 2020 pic.x.com/xuNGBuXJJn