Someone please help Chump realize his folks were trying repeatedly to get rid of him. He must understand the truth before he can begin to heal.

Anyone else disappointed by what we learned about Mark Ruckuson through the leaks? I feel like we kinda all knew this shit about him.

So Mark Ruckuson is saying the CNN reporting is fake. Well, sounds like he should have a good case for defamation. Right? Right, Ruckuson?

Brainworm is a homewrecker.

Mr. Marchand seems like the kind of douche the Internet should make famous... What do you guys think?

DJ Chump released a statement declining to participate in a second debate against Kamala Harris on CNN. Here's a clip:

Google, listen. I do NOT drink beer. I hate the taste of beer and *always have*. I skip every . single . beer ad on YouTube as irrelevant, yet you persist in wasting your advertisers' money by showing them to me. Same with sports. Seriously, get your shit together.

What is it with conservative farmers laughing about being psychopaths?

Let's continue making this "doctor" famous, folks. Internet, do the thing.

Time to use the power of the wallet. Unfortunately, MS and Google are too ubiquitous, but we'll figure out something.

MAGAttes' every word and action reveal they neither believe in nor care about their supposedly beloved faith in Jesus.

A society that unnecessarily "punishes" crime with death is barbaric. One that goes even further to execute people despite exculpatory evidence is *evil*.

What's ironic about faux Christians such as the people who pushed ahead with the execution of an innocent man in Missouri is they don't get that, if their religion is true, *they're* the ones going to Hell. Even repentance doesn't save those who still think their sins were okay.

To the whiny fake gamers (and even faker history buffs) complaining about a woman samurai being the protag of the Ghost of Tsushima sequel/spinoff, look up onna musha and shut the fuck up, you pathetic incel trash.

It's hilariously sad to see a US Asian like the dope who serves as Chump's main mouthpiece casually dismissing charges against Chump and Jay-D-Boy for the terror they've sowed by spreading the same racist lies that, not long ago, were spread against people with names like Cheung.

I'm sorry, AI bot, what was that?

Okay, but can MeTalGear Dumbass explain what the hell "weakless" means?

Chump says, "I don't know the situation," when asked about Mark Ruckuson. Obvious lie aside, why would we want a President who's that ignorant of what's going on in our politics?

I really hope everyone realizes that Chump doesn't *only* release grossly overpriced garbage to grift off his easy MAGA marks. "Buying" $100K watches is also a very convenient way for certain people to skirt campaign contribution laws and hide foreign influence.