“Oprah or Martha Stewart?” “Oprah” “Why?” “Chaco Taco”

Legalize Ranch

“My apologies. That gummy fucking hit me while I was flipping that pancake”

Chargers have thought that TE Hunter Henry’s knee injury would sideline him 4-6 weeks, per source.

Baked on the beach like... #beach #stoned #baked #July4th

#BudoftheWeek: God's Vagina Stanky. #weed #godsvagina #stanky #dank #stoned #high

When you lock eyes with your homie across the bar and you both agree its time to go get stoned #weed #stoned #high

When your homie says hes done smoking after 1 blunt #sike #baked #high #stoned #weed

When the edible hits and you enter the spin cycle #edibles #high #weed #stoned

I like my women how I like my coffee...with a fat joint #weed #joint #baked #stoned

The look you give when you just smoked a blunt at a party and a drunk person starts talking to you #blunt #stoned #high #weed

When your boy asks if you're in to smoke 12 blunts #in #ten #baked #pumped #high #weed

When you go on vacation with your parents and they ask why you're so moody #weed #stoned #baked #dedication

Bang bang #amsterdam #bulldog #bulldogcafe

If there are Aliens on the moon they must be getting extra baked #moonrocks #keef #hash #nugs #stoned #baked

When bae comes out of the bathroom wearing her keef robe 😍 #keef #joint #extrabaked #weed

When you see someone pass the bong before finishing their milk #milk #bong #rips

These guys definitely weren't the ones who outlawed pots

When you're high as fuck in public

I am a gentleman and a scholar, but not too much of either or both. #reeferwisdom